Net Rot

Bill Gates decided to eliminate malaria
Angie’s List, Zynga, Yelp, Carlyle Group, & Univision
asteroid destroys Earth, without notice
Modern Warfare game more popular than movie Titanic

yet it is illegal to steal and give away the same
keep track of your office supplies
wheelchair bandit
protect your danglings from friendly fire

Warren Buffet hated
losing anonymity
if a police officer wants to enter a home for any reason or no reason at all
keep chasing rainbows
in Japan, Amazon sells anything and everything

free lighthouses
STD without cure
Gilligan’s Island will never be the same
Netflix increases profits by charging you more money
baseball fans should pay taxes

McAfee blames North Korea
Microsoft Security Intelligence Report
billion pixel camera w/o stabilization takes blurriest pictures ever
Facebook 3.0
illness in 140 characters or less

Los Angeles mayor is in charge
botnet owners spend too much money
Japanese will do anything to sex dolls
TMZ exxaaggeerraatteess for celebrities

4chan/b/
TSA are people who make mistakes
more love for Tiger in Japan than USA
Amazon avoiding California
California in charge of Internet business

Lulzsec could even be seen as a blessing in disguise
Microsoft spies with Skype
if you can’t stop a data breach, know the costs
TV is bad for married couple
stop spending money like you want because he did

no more lonely drives
against the law to leave any pet inside a vehicle
why not to throw rocks at people with guns
Microsoft cloud unavailable due to single point of failure? (note: this is not the first time or the first reported time)
Windows image resizer

only 250,000 went through your files
Verizon copying AT&T… again
in queue for next illegal downloading
Tracy Morgan is being gay
pay attention to the latest retard